Over the weekend I was in a production of Romeo & Juliet, where I played Lord Capulet. It was a lot of fun. A lot of people considered it to be my finest performance (I have no idea who they are). Apparently, on Saturday, a producer came to the show and mentioned that he really liked me and my buddy Ben (who played Mercutio) and said that he'd keep an eye on me. Totally sweet. I'm gonna leave you fuckers in the dust and see my name up in lights! Cool, non?

I'll be taking a five-week LOA (Not that any of you care starting sometime near the end of June. Make sure to feed my plants while I'm gone.

Also, I hate stringing guitars, because I'm a complete drooling retard when it comes to doing it properly. Any of my fellow guitarists living in Connecticut want to mail me a Low-E string for an acoustic (preferably light guage. I play .012s but I'm sure a .011 or .013 wouldn't make much of a difference)

Also, this Connecticut weather is total B.S. We had like a 3-day heat wave and now it's raining and thundering. Fuck you, Mother Nature; Make up your mind.

Also, Ted Leo > You

Love and Smooches,

Noah "Redface" Rodriguez